This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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