i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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