The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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