My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
They have beer where we have blood.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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