i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
