Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
