Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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