we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Randomize
