She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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