It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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