their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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