Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just want to make out with him forever
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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