It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
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