He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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