Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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