Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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