I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I could fuck to npr.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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