You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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