So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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