Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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