hell yes lets make some ravioli
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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