At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Randomize
