I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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