Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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You. Win. At. Life.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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