doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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