Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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