I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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