I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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