I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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