I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
