ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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