You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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