So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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