I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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