she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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