Christians are straight up FREAKS
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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