if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
BRING THE BAGELS
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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