She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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