I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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