Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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