It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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