But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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