About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Still dying that you shit outside
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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