This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
this hospital has no fireball
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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