He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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