I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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