It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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