Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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