can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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