the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
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