Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
