The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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