okay pat passed out under dana's car
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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