He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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